After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Gu Bai awakens the [Karmic Medical Records System].
In the eyes of this System, the lofty cultivation experts are all “mental patients” with bizarre and embarrassing pasts.
To gain cultivation, Gu Bai has no choice but to treat them by “acting crazy.”
At the Ten Thousand Sects Grand Tournament, the cold and ruthless Sword Venerable is about to draw his sword and make an example of someone.
Gu Bai rushes onto the stage, pulls out pink yarn, and starts knitting a sweater like mad. “The Sword Venerable is having an episode! Quick, help him stabilize his sword heart!”
The next second, the laws of causality forcibly take effect.
In front of a hundred thousand disciples, the cold Sword Venerable snatches the yarn and starts knitting furiously, tears of joy streaming down his face...
His peerless image shatters in an instant. The entire cultivation world is left in stunned silence!
And that’s not all.
Gu Bai leads the noble and aloof Holy Maiden of Yaochi in a group dance right in front of the mountain gate.
He forces the bloodthirsty and brutal invincible Demon Venerable to suck on a baby pacifier in public.
Years later, Gu Bai stands unrivaled across all worlds.
The great cultivators of the cultivation world tremble and imagine all sorts of things: “He can’t possibly be crazy! He must be an unrivaled Dao Ancestor who has seen through the river of time!”
Gu Bai spreads his hands helplessly. “I never meant to act like some great master. I’m just a mentally ill doctor who treats people!”
