Traveled through Hokage and became Jiraiya. People in the world call him "What an Immortal."
Tsunade said I was a bitch, Orochimaru thought I was annoying, and the Sandaime said I was shameless.
They don't know that I have seven hundred episode scripts in my head.
On the night of the Kyuubi, Minato prepares to seal away all the corpses.
I patted his shoulder and said, "Apprentice, don't be in a hurry to die. Master has a better way."
Minato: "Husband?"
Me: "... Slip of the tongue. I."
In this life, Minato faked his death and went into hiding, Naruto was in pain, Uchiha faked genocide, and Orochimaru was pushed into the science department by me.
I thought it would be a cool start, but I didn't expect that Nagato was still in trouble, Pain came anyway, Danzo was actually an enemy undercover, and Madara was just a pawn...
What's even more outrageous is, why are all the beauties in the ninja world coming to my side?
Tsunade, Terumi Mei, Konan, Yuhi Kurenai, Samui, the two Yukitos, Anko, Shizune, Kaoru...
I just wanted to save the world and write some readings on the way, but how could I also solve a life-long matter?
This is the story of a lustful immortal who was forced to be a director, forced to open a harem, and forced to save the ninja world.
Humor is the main part, fighting is the supplement, the cruelty is just the right amount, and the harem is all in.
In the end, I went to live in seclusion in Mt. Miaomu, continued to create, and asked the toads to help me proofread the manuscript.