Are You Crazy?! I’ve Been Discharged Four Times, and Every Criminal in the City Is Begging for Me

Lu Chengfeng is the military's number-one "permanent fixture," having enlisted and retired three times and given the entire military district leadership collective PTSD.

"Please, Brother Lu, go wreak havoc on people somewhere else! You've made even the pigs in our unit depressed!"

To complete the System's final sign-in task, Lu Chengfeng is forced to take an indirect route back into service and return to his hometown to apply for an auxiliary police job.

From the start, he is standing on a rooftop, calmly contemplating things, when his ex-girlfriend mocks him: "Jump! Without me, you're nothing!"

The beautiful policewoman beside him panics. "Come back! If you don't jump, I'll be your girlfriend!"

Lu Chengfeng pulls out his police ID in one swift move. "Sounds good, honey. Let me sign in first!"

From then on, Binhai City has a new "rogue auxiliary cop."

A locked-room murder? He glances at the case file, and the killer turns himself in on the spot.

An international drug lord case? After one outrageous move, the enemy boss is crying and begging to be arrested.

Half a month later, criminals across the city are collectively losing it: "Lu Chengfeng, didn't you leave the military? How'd you come back in a different secret identity?"

The old director clutches his emergency heart pills. "Quick! Weld this walking calamity to Shen Qingluan's side. Whatever you do, don't let him return to the military!"