[Modern Cultivation] [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Nonsensical] [Shameless] [No Formulaic Plot]
Jiang Feng was a workaholic in his previous life. After working late until he dropped dead, he transmigrated to a highly advanced world of immortal cultivation. He planned to get back to his old ways and work the cultivators into the ground, but the Heavenly Dao forced him to “take a vacation”!
[Cultivating: Spiritual energy -1, -1, -1...]
[Body training: Obesity +1; Weakness +1; Constitution -1...]
Work hard? Your stats drop!
Cultivate? Your cultivation level falls!
Exercise? You get fatter and weaker!
Jiang Feng angrily hurled his manual to the ground. “Working hard makes me worse? What's the point of cultivating immortality, then?”
A man can be bad at things, but he can't be weak! That's the bottom line!
Fine, I'm lying down!
[Being lazy: Spiritual energy +1, +2, +2...]
[Binge-watching shows all night: Immunity +1; Dark circles -2; Hair volume +5...]
[Indulging himself: Stamina +3; Spiritual energy +20; Lifespan +2; Kidney strength +666...]
What...? Jiang Feng was stunned and slapped himself hard!
[Damage sustained: Physical strength +5; Vital energy +11; Skin firmness +10; Innate Sacred Body development +0.1%...]
This wasn't a dream!
Sleep in, and your spiritual energy surges.
Stay up gaming, and your health skyrockets.
Indulge yourself? Good grief, your cultivation level shoots up and your lifespan increases!
And the most ridiculous part is that even getting beaten makes you stronger?!
Jiang Feng, the former workaholic and current couch potato, finally understood how to cultivate immortality:
“Fellow cultivator, wait up! If we're brothers, come hit me! Hit me as hard as you can! Don't stop!!”
“Fairy, wait a moment! Want to learn how we can lie back and win through dual cultivation? I'm great in every way, Heavenly Dao certified!”
😂 Funny upgrade flow, anti-routine cultivation of immortality