I Just Made Up a Cultivation Rat, and Now the Authorities Want Me to Stop Writing!

[Comedy] + [Everyone Misreads Everything] + [Behind-the-Scenes Mischief]

Reborn as a good-for-nothing, I awakened a Script-Becomes-Reality System. My whole thing is stirring up trouble because I’m bored!

First test run: I posted that there were cultivation rats in the sewers. They wore secret identities, did tai chi, and could smash concrete with a single strike.

Netizens mocked me: “What a dumb poster. Read too many novels?”

Then an influencer filmed one and proved it was real. The entire internet apologized, and people rushed to Qingjiang Road overnight to check it out!

The authorities panicked. The beautiful investigator Su Qingyue led a team to seal off the site, imagining a grand spiritual qi revival;

Professor Wang deciphered the fake ancient writing I’d left behind and somehow spun it into a “cultivation civilization on Earth”!

The spirit rats are cute and can fight, and you only have to read the cultivation methods a few times before everyone goes crazy practicing them. Foreign spies show up to get themselves killed?

Sorry, in my script, all you can do is make a fool of yourselves!

Once the number of believers passes one hundred million, the spiritual qi will arrive. Stay tuned for the next round of trouble!