(Super funny + Dihua + Farming + Workplace + Easy to relieve stress + Gou Daoliu!)
Ji Changsheng traveled through the West and became the most miserable landowner in Huaguo Mountain. At the beginning, the second floor of Qi Refining was so poor that there was no incense, and there was a three-realm surveillance radar from the Stone Monkey hanging above its head. In times of despair, activate [Fragment of Creation] - as long as you brag loudly enough and others truly believe it, the law will come true!
The thunder struck down from the sky, and he took the six-eared macaque, a prisoner of the Three Realms, back to the temple: "Take a deep breath, hold your head, and squat on guard. This is the supreme way to evade heaven's secrets!" The six-eared monkey believed it, and the thunder calamity of heaven was stunned.
During the inspection in heaven, he classified the ancient demon as a "dumb and useless monkey" and registered the century-old white-bone spirit as a "load-bearing wall of temple property".
Until one day, the Stone Monkey was born, and Buddhism secretly acted. Ji Changsheng had no choice but to pick up a large rusty iron pot: "Disciples, step back, my master is going to use the spoon!"
Seeing the gods and Buddhas all over the sky being smashed by a plate of egg fried rice until they vomited blood, Liu Er and Shi Hou looked wildly in their eyes: "Master is indeed the reincarnation of Pangu, even cooking is reshaping the way of heaven!"
Taibai Jinxing held a grassroots report full of bugs, her hands shaking like chaff: "Go and invite the Buddha! The water in Huaguo Mountain is bottomless!"
