[Cultivation] [Live streaming] [Yuan Ge] [Comedy] [Honor of Kings heroes]
Li Xiaobai transmigrates into the cultivation world and is reborn as a baby. Luckily, he’s taken in by Liu Ruyan, a powerhouse from a major sect.
He thinks he can cultivate his way to the top, only to be told that he was born with severed meridians. How is that fair?
Fortunately, Emperor Ruyan doesn’t look down on him and takes him in as her second disciple.
It’s only when a manipulative junior brother arrives that Li Xiaobai suddenly realizes: Wait, am I the pathetic guy from one of those regret-romance novels?
So that’s why you’re called Emperor Ruyan? You’ve been setting me up this whole time?
At the crucial moment, his golden-finger interface appears: the Honor of Kings shop.
Cultivate? Not a chance!
You’re going to frame me in front of our master? I’ll use Yuan Ge’s puppet to transform into her and gain all her power, then publicly take that manipulative junior brother as my adopted son.
You’re going to steal something and pin it on me? I’ll turn into the sect master with my puppet, return the stolen item, and leave behind a letter in the sect master’s name: “I borrowed this to take a look. I’ll return it shortly.”
The real sect master reads the letter and starts questioning his sanity.
Born with severed meridians and unable to cultivate? I’ll recruit Jiang Ziya to confer godhood on me. Cultivation? Not even a dog would do it!
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Once I’ve collected equipment for every hero, cultivation world, get ready to welcome your daddy!!!!
It has some flaws but it's still good. It's a good idea. I suggest you do more cool or abstract operations.
Super good-looking, Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people