I’m the Head Chef at Hogwarts

As long as he makes food that earns praise, he can collect points, draw for rewards, and sometimes even gain the special abilities of the creature the ingredients came from.

Hogwarts is turned upside down by David Wayne’s arrival.

Snape: It’s bad enough that I have to pick you up at the start of term. But you dare make delicious hot pot in my class, you wretched rascal?

Professor McGonagall: Mr. Wayne, please stop wreaking havoc on the Giant Squid in the Black Lake.

Hagrid: Boo-hoo! Damn it, he’s turned the Forbidden Forest into his grocery market. I wish he’d leave those poor creatures alone.

The master chef remains unfazed. “I’m just a wizard chef who loves making delicious food. What harm could I possibly have in mind? Though, could a phoenix’s little feet make authentic spicy chicken feet?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.