“It's the middle of the night. What are you yapping about, you dog locked in a cage? Make one more noise and I'll cut off your kibble!”
After waking up transmigrated as Naruto Uzumaki, he sees the rampaging Nine-Tails inside him and retaliates with max-level Slacker Haki, shrinking the beast into a half-meter-tall orange puppy!
Bound to the [Ultimate Slacker System], Naruto lives by a single motto: “Everything else is worthless. Sleep is supreme.”
From the start, the villagers crowding around him are too noisy, so one snore knocks thousands unconscious. The current Hokage is so terrified, he spends the night standing guard as Naruto's bodyguard. The next morning, Naruto wakes up with a max-level Uzumaki Sage Body, eats over a hundred bowls of ramen in one sitting, and makes Kakashi's Sharingan crack in astonishment.
The Konoha elders want to test him? His max-level damage-reflection shield sends prodigy Sasuke flying twenty meters with a broken bone. Root tries to ambush him? His Slacker Domain makes Danzo, the Shadow of the Shinobi, lose it on the spot and end up a beggar on the street.
When the Akatsuki gather all their members to capture the Nine-Tails, they find a scene at the entrance to Konoha: inside an outrageously luxurious Wood Style mansion,
a blond boy is lounging on a floating cloud bed, eating grapes. At his feet lies the Nine-Tails, wearing floral shorts and guzzling a bottle of the good stuff.
Nagato swallows hard. “What the hell, that's the Nine-Tails' jinchuriki? Did we wander into the wrong show?”
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