"Why are you, a dog locked in a cage, barking in the middle of the night? I'll cut off your dog food again!"
When he woke up, he traveled to Uzumaki Naruto and looked at the nine-tailed demon fox that was raging in his body. He used a full-level salty fish backhand to directly compress the nine-tails into a half-meter-tall orange puppy!
Bound to the [Ultimate Damn System], Naruto has only one famous saying: Everything is inferior, only sleeping is superior.
At the beginning, he thought the villagers were too noisy, and his snoring stunned thousands of people. The contemporary Hokage was so frightened that he stood guard for him as a security guard all night; when he woke up the next day, he had a full-level Uzumaki Sage body, ate hundreds of bowls of ramen in one meal, and cracked Kakashi's Sharingan.
The higher-ups in Konoha want to test him? The max level anti-injury shield caused the genius Sasuke to fly twenty meters with a broken bone; Nebe wanted to plot against him? In the Salted Fish Realm, Shinobi's Dark Danzo broke through his defenses on the spot and became an old man begging for food on the street.
When the Akatsuki organization gathered all its members and prepared to capture the Kyuubi, they saw an extremely luxurious wooden escape villa at the head of Konoha Village.
The blond boy was lying on a suspended bed of clouds, eating grapes, and lying at his feet was a nine-tailed demon fox wearing flowery underwear, holding Fat House Happy Water and drinking guzzlingly.
Nagato swallowed: "Is this the Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki? You went to the wrong set!"
