[Hilarious sand sculpture + falling horse literature + he regrets his ex]
I burned tens of thousands of years of paper money for Shuo Yin, the ex-husband of the ancient god king, and wished him early bliss.
I didn't expect him to show up in my antique shop like a corpse, with amnesia!
Looking at the top thug in the Three Realms who came to my door automatically, I took out my 3,000 yuan salary and slapped it in front of him:
"Bodyguard, food and accommodation are included, do you want to do it?"
From then on, the aloof god became my exclusive companion, serving me tea and water, squeezing my shoulders and beating my legs.
But he always accuses me with the look of a betrayed man, as if I have done something to him that is outrageous to both humans and gods.
Until the demon army came to the border, I stretched and prepared to stretch my muscles.
Shuo Yin, who had lost his memory, protected me behind him like a conditioned reflex. Facing thousands of demon generals, he said coldly:
"I'm here, who dares to touch me... Boss?"
In an instant, the whole army knelt down and shouted in the sky: "Welcome the Demon Ancestor back! Pay homage to the Lord God!"
Shuoyin looked at me with a confused look on his face: "... Whose little wife am I?"
