I, She Niu Zombie, Am a Bit Crazy, Right?

#Survivaloftheapocalypse #femalestrong #funny #grouppet #antiroutine Everyone in the base thought I was a sickly little white flower, except for the zombies. As a self-aware zombie, Li Xian's biggest wish is to eat melon seeds and gossip with living people. So, wearing low-quality foundation and relying on the arrogance of not being afraid of boiling water, she successfully penetrated into the fringe area of ​​the base and became the "house-holding mythical beast" held in the hands of aunts and uncles. She helped Aunt Zhang repair the faucet, helped Lao Liu mend smelly socks, and secretly asked zombies to empty the private warehouses of evil executives to help the common people. In this cannibalistic wasteland world, whoever dares to bully her will be crushed with the rolling pins of the aunts without her having to do anything. Green Tea's heroine came up with blurry video evidence: "She talked to zombies in the middle of the night! She is a monster!" The aunts kicked her away: "Fart! My goddaughter has been cold since she was a child. That's because she was practicing her canto!" However, no matter how she tried to hide it, her heartless chest and cold body temperature eventually aroused suspicion and hunting from the base's top brass. Facing the black muzzle and the probing probing step by step, Li Xian sighed, casually twisting the head of a level 3 mutated corpse into a twist, turning her head and showing a weak smile: "Don't be afraid, everyone, this is purely an adrenaline rush. So what, who will pay for the mental damage caused by saving people just now?"