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My name is Zheng Jin, and I'm in a panic right now. Because on the third day of traveling through the world of immortality, my supermarket system released the first task: [Newbie Task] Please sell 100 packs of toilet paper within three days. Failure penalty: The host will fart continuously for a month, and the fart sound is thunderous and uncontrollable. Me: "??? System, are you serious???" System: "This system never makes jokes. Warm reminder: There is no toilet paper in the world of immortality. They use leaves." Me: "………………" OK. I bought the goods with my only three cents, set up a stall at the foot of Zongshan Mountain in the early Yuan Dynasty, and shouted: "We're selling paper! Paper for wiping your butt! The kind that doesn't hurt your butt!" A passing aloof immortal stopped and looked at me coldly: "Presumptuous. I never need to wipe... That stuff." I said, "Try it. It's made of pure wood pulp. It's soft and skin-friendly. You won't be able to go back after using it once." The Immortal Lord was furious: "Are you questioning my cleaning method?!" Me: "What did you use? Leaves? Stones? Or... Fingers?" The immortal's face turned green. Later he secretly bought ten packs.