My name is Li Yuanying, the least remarkable and most carefree prince in the Great Tang.
In my last life, I worked myself to death. This time, I decided to lie flat and become a kindly old father. So I cast a wide net and adopted a bunch of pitiful orphans.
The plan was perfect, until I noticed...
Why does the calculating look in my eldest son's eyes remind me of the legendary Sleeping Dragon?
My second son could lift a cauldron at thirteen, and keeps shouting, “My might is unmatched throughout the ages!”
My five-year-old daughter is even more outrageous. In the middle of the night, she recites poetry to the moon, saying she misses her homeland.
Watching them all prepare to dress me in the imperial robes and seize the realm, I panicked.
“Rebellious brats! Stop! Your father only wants to be a godfather, not an emperor!”
But the children all knelt, their eyes blazing with fervor. “No, Father Emperor, you do!”...
