A Miserable Start: The System Made Me Dream of Fairies Every Night

“The heavens reward good and evil in turn. Who can escape the judgment of heaven?”

“This System has answered the pleas of its believers and sent down heavenly punishment to kill you.”

“You are now exiled to another world, where you will become a lowly nobody and experience life as one of them.”

“In your previous life, you were a seasoned couch potato, lazy and pleasure-seeking. In accordance with the principles of heavenly retribution, this System will keep a close eye on you and make you reflect deeply.”

“This System grants no miracles, only records your sweat. Your diligence is your talent. Whatever you practice, you will master.”

“From now on, this System will work around the clock, all year long, supervising you on the path to becoming a Martial Saint.”

“In accordance with the principles of fairness under heaven, every punishment must come with a reward. Since you loved daydreaming in your previous life, this System will grant you salvation in your dreams.”