[Journey to the West + Officialdom + Imagination + Meme]
When Gu Weiyi thought that I would be free and at ease after ascending, and that I would be able to roam around in the nine heavens and ten lands.
The Heavenly Soldier master of ceremonies who was responsible for receiving him raised his hand and threw over a ledger that was thicker than his life.
"Gu Weiyi Loan Details" is written in large gilded characters on the cover, and there is a line of small words below: "This account book has a total of 3,472 pages. If you have any questions, please read Appendix 1 to Appendix 389."
"Let's take a look. The loan you signed in the lower realm... If there is no problem, sign it and wait for the assignment..." The tone of the host was calm.
Holding the account book, which was thicker than his upper body, Gu Weiyi froze on the spot, his brain shut down for three full breaths. His eyes moved from the account book to the emcee's face, and then from the emcee's face back to the account book, repeated many times.
"Wait a minute, when did I sign these..."
"Let me check for you." The master of ceremonies seemed to have anticipated this reaction. He skillfully took out a jade slip and immersed his spiritual consciousness in it: "This 'Destiny Loan', you wore crotchless pants when you were three years old. When chasing chickens, you called me the Emperor of Heaven. When you suppress all enemies..."
"Did you sign it now?"
"Shh!" The master of ceremonies quickly covered his mouth, looked around, and whispered: "Do you think the word "Emperor of Heaven" is so easy to pronounce..."
"What about this 'Magic Loan'?"
"You, the Human Emperor Banner, whose merits are almost overflowing, don't really think that materials sufficient to refine this thing can be grown in a place like the lower world." When the host said this, he suddenly thought
