Traveling through the Tang Dynasty, Xiao Ran became the newborn baby of Heifeng Village.
In the beginning, his mother died in childbirth, leaving behind a murderous bandit father Xiao Hu.
I thought it was going to be a box on the ground, but who knew that this bandit father turned out to be a top-notch "son slave"!
Xiao Hu: "My son wants to study? Grab him! Tie all the wives in Chang'an City to the mountain for me!"
Xiao Hu: "My son wants to take the No. 1 Exam? Kill! Whoever dares to stand in my way, I will kill him!"
Two-year-old Xiao Ran looked at the room full of "illiterate" bandits and sighed helplessly.
"Dad, that's the Three Character Classic, not the method of slashing people with a knife."
"Dad, that's a portrait of Saint Kong, don't wipe the table with it!"
In order not to be dragged into trouble by his biological father, Xiao Ran could only open the [Strongest Imperial Examination System] with tears in his eyes.
The left hand teaches the bandit father to recite Tang poems, and the right hand directs the minions to carry out infrastructure construction.
As a result, the painting style of the Tang Dynasty suddenly changed.
Heifeng Village no longer robs wealth, but instead robs books!
The bandits stopped killing people and started writing The Analects of Confucius silently!
In the 10th year of Zhenguan, a two-year-old child prodigy rode a big horse and led a group of bandits who could only write the word "big" in a mighty massacre towards Chang'an.
Li Shimin: "I have to give it to this number one scholar, even if I don't give it to you!"