I am the Calamity Child, the bringer of destruction in the eyes of the world.
[Ding! Ultimate survival mission triggered: Survive the wrath of the world-destroying mother dragon]
[Option One: Beg for mercy on your knees (survival rate: 0.01%)]
[Option Two: Run away immediately (survival rate: 0.001%)]
[Option Three: Eat her egg and give her a surprise (survival rate: ???)]
I choose three!
After I gulped down her own dragon egg right in front of the mother dragon...
She froze, then her knees buckled, and her enormous dragon head bowed low before me.
In a trembling dragon tongue, she murmured, "...It is you, the supreme Dragon Lord. You have finally returned!"
Me: "???"
Wait, this isn't how the script is supposed to go!
Not only did I survive, I somehow became the long-lost emperor of the dragon race?
(Hey, why is this mother dragon looking at me more and more affectionately?!)