My name is Lin Xiaopan. I’m a 24-year-old unlucky wage slave, earning 4,500 yuan a month, perpetually in debt on Huabei, and single for three years straight.
I made a frantic wish to a shooting star for wealth and a partner, rattling it off like a machine gun.
Who knew I’d end up with the laziest, sharpest-tongued, most unreliable low-ranking deity in history: Shen Juan?
Wish for wealth → balance drops to negative 888 yuan
Wish for a partner → a weirdo blocks my door to confess
Wish to lose weight → I binge and gain ten jin
Wish for things to go smoothly → I get blamed and scolded on the spot
I went from an ordinary unlucky person to a nationally famous bad-luck charm.
I thought I was beyond saving, but then this lazy deity suddenly stopped slacking off
He went from shirking work to standing up for me, from being laid-back to clingy, from a slacker to a loyal puppy, until he finally refused to leave my home.
He said, “I’m just a low-ranking deity. I don’t offer after-sales service.”
Later, bathed in golden light, he announced to the whole world:
“For her, I’m willing to give up my divine position and remain in the mortal world forever.”
Wishes can go awry, but love never misses its mark.
The wish you make may not come true,
but the person who loves you will cross mountains and seas to find you.
This novel is lighthearted and funny, and can make people feel happy, put aside their worries, and relieve stress.