Learned from the Gunslinger, His Senior Brother Zhao Yun, and His Father-In-Law Cao Cao

My name is Zhang Mo, also named Ziyi. Traveling to the Three Kingdoms, I set a small goal for myself: to assist Cao Cao in unifying the world, then retire with success, and live out the rest of my life with a loving wife and concubine. The plan was perfect and the execution was smooth... He became a disciple of Tong Yuan and abducted his senior brother Zhao Yun to join Cao Cao. After completing his studies, he went down the mountain and built the Black Armor Army. From then on, the Black Armor Army was invincible. Under the Hulao Pass, I shot Lu Bu so hard that he ran away with his head in his arms; Outside Xuzhou City, I let Guan Yu experience what it means to be a "beautiful bearded killer"; In the Battle of Guandu, I led the black-armored elite cavalry to attack Wuchao at night, turning Yuan Shao's food and grass into ashes and turning the tide of the battle; On the Chibi River, I predicted Zhuge Liang's prediction and made Zhou Yu's gamble go down in vain. Cao Cao: "Ziyi, sex is like a bone scraper, you must know how to control it!" Me: "Lord, don't worry, I, Zhang Mo, am very strong and can bear it." Cao Cao: "..." Yuan Shao: Brother Zhang Mo, his martial arts skills are unparalleled in the world, why is Cao Ah Ma's luck so good? Liu Bei: Zhang Mo is really a handsome man who has not been seen for thousands of years. He is talented in literature, martial arts, and proficient in all kinds of strange and obscene skills. Does God really want to kill me as a big man? Lu Bu: Since cloth is born, why should there be silence? Diao Chan: From now on, I will only dance for the general. Zhen Mi: The general's marksmanship is unparalleled in the world, and I admire it...