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Lu Li, the last prince of the succubus clan, woke from a three-thousand-year sleep because he was starving.
When he woke up, he discovered that humans had invented something wonderful: talent shows.
Hundreds of young humans gathered in one place, providing endless emotional ups and downs, while tens of millions of viewers sent him emotional energy from afar.
Lu Li: What kind of heavenly all-you-can-eat buffet is this?
He sneaked onto Shining Star, slacking off, lazing around, and stealing pudding, focused on eating instead of making his debut.
But the humans went crazy.
His sleeping was “lazy elegance,” his slacking was “a beautiful fool,” and even his yawns made the top trending list.
Even more absurd was the unexpected mentor, the double-award-winning actor Shen Ye.
The whole internet said Actor Shen was cold and hard to approach, and that people should keep their distance.
Lu Li: ? He helped me hide my tail just yesterday.
Later, Lu Li’s true succubus form was exposed during a livestream, and the whole internet crashed.
Shen Ye used every resource at his disposal to protect him. At a press conference, he said just one thing:
“Hurt him, and you hurt me.”
Later, Lu Li left show business and opened a dessert shop.
Shen Ye showed up on the dot every day and stayed all day long.
The succubus leaned over the counter, his tail swaying lazily.
“When are you finally going to leave?”
Shen Ye pushed a ring across the counter. “When you say yes.”
Lu Li looked at the ring he’d already been wearing for two years and fell silent for a moment.
“Are you blind?”