[Submit to the Nation] [Guardian Black Tortoise]
“I want to report a crime! Some lunatic used AI to synthesize my son’s voice for a new kind of scam, and claims he’s a turtle from the Shang Dynasty!”
My name is Lu Gui. From the start, I transmigrated into the Investiture of the Gods world and became an ordinary tortoise, liable to be treated as expendable material for divination at any moment.
Fortunately, I awakened a System that lets me contact my mom on Earth across worlds. But she promptly turned me over to the nation!
When the interdimensional transmission channel lit up and I saw the thermite incendiary bombs the national team had sent through, I finally understood.
How is this a disastrous start? I’ve landed a cosmic-level iron rice bowl!
My cultivation is too low, and I don’t have any followers to gather fortune?
No problem! On Earth, I’m the totem of 1.5 billion Chinese people. The national team is building temples for me like crazy, while I lounge in a pool in Chaoge and collect my daily “AFK allowance.” My fortune points are shooting through the roof!
Think I’m just living off my parents?
A “Mysterious Water Fungus” fed to tortoises in the Shang Dynasty made it back to the modern day and dissolved late-stage cancer cells in fifteen minutes, sending modern medicine soaring!
I casually tossed a few volumes of original oracle bone inscriptions back, and historians across the internet went wild!
I use modern agricultural blueprints to hoodwink Bi Gan, the Shang Dynasty’s greatest fraud, while using high-dimensional spiritual energy to nourish the people of modern China!
From an ordinary tortoise used for divination to a Guardian Black Tortoise, fed by the nation and charged with suppressing the ages!
I’m invincible!
I’ll lead all of China, technology in my left hand and cultivation in my right, into a new era where everyone can become a dragon!
The Eagle and other foreign nations are collapsing: “We protest! The Chinese have cured every terminal illness, and even the dogs in their village entrances can breathe fire now. How are we supposed to compete?!”
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Okay, okay, I got it, 551 tomato seeds
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Why do I give it five stars? Because Mrs. Wang sells melons and boasts about herself, but my surname is not Wang. Why should I write a book review? Because Tomato said that if I publish a review of more than 100 words for my book, I can be rewarded with tomato seeds. The writing is fancy and the world view is rather strange. It wanders between ancient times and modern times, and it often gets stuck. When encountering a stuck situation, your hair will fall out, and you have to rack your brains to solve it. Have we reached 100 words? Oh, we've reached it. --The author's thoughts Okay, okay, I got it, 551 tomato seeds
It's good to watch, tied within one day. The subject matter is very novel. I have never seen it before. Most of them went to Daqin to change their lives. This is the first time I saw the people of Emperor Xin who changed their lives in Fengshen. It made up for the unspeakable feeling of being useless when I watched Fengshen.
Cool article, the format is very similar to the Westward Journey I watched before, but it's still very interesting.
It's good to watch [laughs]. The more you watch it, the more you get addicted to it. The characters in the back, such as Nezha and Ao Guang, are very interesting. Don't stop updating. I'll give you a gift.
Nice! I like the subject matter very much. When I saw it at around 4 o'clock in the morning, I felt a little excited. I hope the author will update more! Modo Modo [please update]
I like it, keep it up, I'll send you more blades
It's quite good. I've been following it for more than ten days. It's not enough. Please be sure to update until the end. I'm looking forward to it.
It's a good read. I read it in two days and listened to it again while I was at work. It would be great if the author didn't sleep and updated it hahaha. I will continue to catch up [laughing] [laughing]
The rhythm of the plot is relaxed and relaxed. Every day when I get on the bus, I open it on time to catch up on updates. I can't even save it if I want to, so I can't help but open it and read it. It's very interesting! [Top post][top post]
It's good. It's a light and refreshing article, and it's full of ideas. The characters are also very personalized. Come on, don't stop updating.