[Imagination in ancient sayings + funny jokes + sweet pets + making money]
Dressed as a dying palace maid, she deceived the notorious Nine Thousand Years Old into lameness on the first day?
"Boss, don't kill me! Your financial system is full of loopholes. Give me three days to make you rich!"
It comes with a modern social animal-defying business system. As long as I make money crazily and seize business opportunities, I can turn the dead situation into a monopoly!
In order to survive, I turned into the foreign affairs manager of the East Factory. Taught the assassin abacus, asked the fanzi to calculate the KPI, and even sold the assassin in the Western Regions foreign exchange at the same price! Even the high-ranking civil and military officials lost everything in the "False Prince Concept Stock" I issued!
I thought I was just a wage earner who was crazy about making money, but I accidentally discovered that my boss was actually a fake eunuch!
Seeing that he was driven to a dead end by the tyrant, I decisively cut off the enemy's logistics, sold rebel option stocks, and used money to help him create a road to the throne!
On the day he ascended the throne, all the officials warned him not to make a merchant woman his queen.
I threw out the usury IOUs all over the floor with my backhand: "You won't let me be the queen? Okay, my lords, please pay back the 30 million taels you owe me!"
All the officials in the court were sweating like crazy, and they knelt down on the spot and begged me to take over immediately!
