[Kunlun Glacier, I live broadcast to hand over thousand-year-old corpses]
My name is Wang Defa, and I am bound to the national treasure handover system. During the live broadcast on the Kunlun Glacier, I encountered tomb robbers cutting up the ancient corpse of a prince from the Tang Dynasty.
I took out the satellite phone with my backhand: "State Administration of Cultural Heritage? I want to hand in cultural relics. The address is..."
The grave robber pointed a gun at my head: "Who the hell are you calling?!"
Me: "Country."
Ten minutes later, an armed helicopter hovered overhead, and the archaeological team airborne with an incubator.
The tomb robber knelt down and the live broadcast room exploded.