Zhou Chang'an transmigrates into the weakest disciple of Maoshan, and all he wants is to lie flat until he dies.
Then his senior brother Shi Jian suddenly kicks the bucket, and every Daoist on Maoshan stuffs their pockets and flees overnight!
Staring at the empty hall and the only three people left, all elderly or infirm, he is completely dumbfounded.
“From today on, you are Maoshan’s temple keeper!”
Uncle Jiu rushes back and shoves the ancestral temple’s deed into his hands.
【Ding! Temple Revival System activated!】
From then on, Maoshan takes a completely different turn in this age of spiritual decline:
While others exorcise evil spirits with incantations and bells, he whips out a homemade peachwood Gatling gun.
While others shut themselves away to practice, he has his disciples tackle “Three Years of Daoist Studies, Five Years of Mock Exams.”
While other temples are solemn and sacred, his offers “Exorcism Packages: Half Off Your Second Order.”
Every month, Uncle Jiu returns to headquarters for an inspection, going from furious to questioning his entire existence:
“You call this the basic breathing technique?!”
“Why are Qiusheng and Wencai crying to transfer to your school?!”
“Zhou Chang'an! Tell me the truth!”
“Are you the patriarch’s illegitimate son?!”
