Lin Yuan, 996 product manager, died suddenly and traveled through time to become the weakest Wind Witch in the world. When others practice enlightenment, they can only blow their hair with the laws of wind.
What's even more terrible is that he activated a [Salted Fish Tiandao System] - only by not fighting can you become stronger, only by persuading people to rest can you be rewarded, and the more you mess around, the better off you will be.
At this time, it is the eve of the Lich War. The Twelve Ancestral Witches are sharpening their swords, and the Demon Clan Heaven is preparing their troops. But Lin Yuan just wanted to find a place to retire, and took the initiative to apply for a distribution in the "Beihai Wasteland" on the frontier - a place where birds can't poop, have zero aura, and even ferocious beasts are too poor.
Everyone laughed at him for being mentally ill.
Until Lin Yuan implemented the eight-hour work system in Beihai, built the first nursing home in history, and used "KPI assessment" and "Robert's Rules of Procedure" to fool the ancestral witches into a daze.
The witch tribe discovered: If you don't fight, you will live better.
The demon clan found out: before the war started, their home was stolen.
The saints discovered that the way of heaven was so manipulated by this mortal that it was impossible to predict the future.
Taoist Hongjun frowned: "Don't move this child, otherwise the law of heaven will collapse."
Houtu Zuwu silently held his hand: "If it collapses, I will accompany you."
When the whole world thought that Lin Yuan was going to dominate the ancient world, he leaned on the rocking chair in the Salted Fish Palace and yawned: "Don't make trouble, I just want to lie down."
——This is a ridiculous story about a mortal who brought the age of myth to the point of universal retirement care.
