Five Ha: A Love Triangle from the Start, and My Secret Identity Is Exposed

[Variety Show, A Showcase of Chinese Entertainment’s Rising Starlets, Love Rivalry, Showbiz, Lighthearted Daily Life]

Gu Yuanzhou is invited by Deng Chao to appear on Five Ha.

What he never expected was that the starlets he’d been secretly flirting with would show up too...

To prove they’re the most important “friend” in Gu Yuanzhou’s heart, the starlets start competing to expose his secret identities!

Tian Xiwei: “Here’s a secret only I know: Yuanzhou has another secret identity called Jin Yong!”

Liu Haocun: “That’s not right! Yuanzhou clearly told me that Gu Long is his secret identity!”

Cheng Yao: “You’re all talking nonsense! Liang Yusheng is Yuanzhou’s secret identity!”

Gu Yuanzhou is on the verge of tears. You can compete all you like, but why use my secret identities as bargaining chips?

But what he never expected was that this episode of Five Ha would turn out to be the famous Xinjiang wedding episode.

Gu Yuanzhou: “Oh no, I’m the groom?!”

Just as everyone thinks these three secret identities are all Gu Yuanzhou has...

On the day Five Ha airs, Weibo explodes.

Hani Kezi: “Yuanzhou has another secret identity called Huan Zhu Lou Zhu. He told me that in confidence.”

Song Yuqi: “Funny, Yuanzhou told me a secret too. He has a secret identity called Zijincheng!”

Meng Ziyi: “That’s not right. He told me his secret identity was Kenzaburo Oe!”

Chen Duling: “Heh, he also has a secret identity called Keigo Higashino.”

Behind every secret identity is a top-tier starlet.

Faced with netizens’ doubts, Gu Yuanzhou replies firmly, “Believe it or not, I really am a one-woman man!”

Netizens: “We believe you! When are you handing over the Pure Love Art?”