[Everyone's Favorite/Everyone's Scorn] [Funny and Lighthearted] [No Stress]
While other people who transmigrate either activate a System or start with a winning hand, Jiang Mo transmigrates straight into an undocumented status and gets blacklisted by the world.
His main account is plagued by bad luck and naturally repels everything. Spiritual energy avoids him, and monsters run at the sight of him. He has a handsome face, but nowhere to put it to use.
"Did I get stuck with a useless-protagonist story from the start?"
Jiang Mo shakes his head. "I'm done pretending. Time to switch to my alt!"
He switches to a child's form, and the situation immediately turns around.
He doesn't have to do a thing: spiritual energy flows into him on its own, all kinds of rare treasures and top-tier weapons and techniques come flying his way, and even fearsome ancient demons rub against his hand, begging to be petted. People of every race, men and women alike, come knocking to cuddle up to him, completely lost in him and unable to tear themselves away.
Jiang Mo smiles faintly. "Who says men can't be succubi?"
Unfortunately, the rare materials his main account devours don't increase his cultivation at all. They all go toward nourishing his alt, while most of the spiritual energy his alt cultivates is used to maintain its form. It only takes in, never gives back.
So after risking my life to cultivate, all I've done is raise myself a perpetual-motion alt?
To stay alive, Jiang Mo begins living a double life:
His main account, Jiang Mo, plunders everywhere he goes and lives to eat another day;
His alt, Ling Tianchen, does good deeds wherever he goes, earning merit and affection.
"Run! The Demon Jiang is here again! I stuffed my spirit stones into my underwear. Let's see him try to steal them!"
"Hey, why did you let a poisonous bug in here? That's downright sinister!"
And so, the murderous Demon Jiang and the benevolent Ling Tianchen make their way into the cultivation world...
