Zhang Jie died suddenly and traveled through the wilderness and became the most junior disciple of the outer sect of Jie Jiao. In the early days of Tianxian, the cave was leaking and all he owned was a rusty iron sword.
What's even more terrible is that there are only three hundred years left before the Great Tribulation of the Gods. According to the original plot, all the tens of thousands of disciples of Jie Cult were killed, and the leader of Tongtian Cult was imprisoned.
Zhang Jie didn't want to lose his mind, so he decided to hug his master's thigh tightly. But Master Tongtian didn't even remember having a disciple like him...
So, Zhang Jie started to save himself:
·Write a PPT "Coping Plan for the Great Tribulation of the Gods" to Master, page one: If you can't defeat the four saints, I suggest you run away.
· Set up a stall at the entrance of Biyou Palace to sell skewers and earn spiritual stones to do the "Prehistoric SF Express".
· Yuanshi Tianzun scolded Jiejiao as a "moisture-born egg-transformer", Zhang Jie compiled a rap "I am proud that I am a wet-born egg-transformer" and spread it throughout the ages.
· Are Western churches poaching? There is an electronic sign at the gate: "Western HR and dogs are not allowed in."
Fairy Qiongxiao chased him eighteen streets with golden scissors: "If you set up a stall in Biyou Palace again, I will cut you into two pieces!"
Zhang Jie shouted while running: "Sister! Want twenty skewers of mutton skewers? I'll give you a 10% discount!"
Qiong Xiao: "... Forty skewers."
When the Catastrophe of Conferring Gods came, Chanjiao and Dongfangjiao discovered that not only did Jiejiao survive, but they also opened the largest logistics company in the world, and even Tianting was their VIP customer.
Zhang Jie was kneeling at the door of Biyou Palace and crying: "Master - Senior Sister Qiongxiao said she wants to marry me, can I refuse? Her scissors are too scary!"
The leader of Tongtian Cult closed his eyes and meditated: "You wish for more blessings."
—— Nonsensical and funny, logic has been fed to the dog
