I, the Jingdong courier, was reborn as a donkey.
From then on, the magnificent life of the donkey began...
Warm reminder: The following content may cause abdominal muscle soreness, facial twitching, and laughter that may cause neighbors to call the police.
Please make sure your dentures are securely fixed before reading. Do not read while drinking water, having a meeting, or pretending to be working seriously. Listen!
A slightly exaggerated and absurd modern rural and online world - the people and animals here are a little "abnormal"!
Any similarity between the stories is purely fictitious.
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"Brother Dung Truck, when are you going to teach me how to poop?"
"What?"
"My mother said you can pull manure, you can pull hundreds of kilograms without tipping over, and you can also drift on the field ridge. I want to learn too."
"Why are you learning this? You are a wild donkey and you don't have to poop."
"What if I get caught one day?" Short Tail said with a serious look on his face, "My mother said that people outside like to catch donkeys to grind and poop. You said, I can grind and poop, so they won't take me to the breeding station and abuse me, right?!"
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If a person is stubborn, he can be more serious than a donkey. Watch the life of a donkey and understand life.
If a person is stubborn, he can be more serious than a donkey. Watch the life of a donkey and understand life.