[Here for the Laughs + Ridiculous Nonsense + Wildly Contrasting Power Fantasy + A System with a Screw Loose]
Zhou Yi thought he was just a cheap volunteer from a top-three university, tricked into boarding a 250,000-ton super-cruise ship to wash dishes. His life was nothing but emptiness.
Then the [Immortal Qin Qi Refining Practitioner System] bound itself to his mind.
The System might be messed up in the head, but it really does hand out rewards!
To milk the System for all it was worth, Zhou Yi was forced down the path of invincibility, “playing along with the System” as he went
He posted soul-crushing captions in the All-Heavens group chat (his social feed), and a whole group of nouveau riche cried out, “The Dao Venerable has descended!”
He punched a top-tier assassin into oblivion, and the System praised him as the “subjugator of the Nine Nether Demon Fiends.”
He swept the international waters' underground boxing circuit, and the System promptly turned his hundred billion in assets into “the foundation of Immortal Qin”!
Watching the bigwigs from all over the high seas tremble in fear, Zhou Yi could only sigh:
“I'm really not some hidden master. I'm just a college student earning potential points... Also, could you send a few more assassins? I need more targets to hit my quota!”
