"Stealing from the supermarket in the middle of the night, school beauty, you were arrested."
Faced with the temptation of Bai Bai, the stunning school belle, Su Ming interrupted: "Can I ask a question first? Does human flesh taste like strawberry?"
The "school beauty"'s face was torn to the base of her ears, revealing her squirming compound eyes: "Since you have seen through it, just be my midnight snack!"
...
In the era of the National Sequence, Su Mingming was just a cannon fodder [Gunman].
But looking at the dummy school beauty rushing towards him, Su Ming decisively launched the hidden evil sequence - []!
Everyone in the world thinks that the jitong attracts unspeakable and terrifying evil things in the abyss. Once activated, they will become irrational lunatics.
But as a time traveler, Su Ming is connected to the gods and Buddhas in China who have long been forgotten by the world!
"Borrowing the law! The Great God of the Three Altar Haihui, the Third Prince Nezha!"
From then on, there was a humanoid nuclear bomb in the skin of a spearman in the world.
With the help of Dharma, Erlang revealed himself as the true king, and his eyebrows were opened, and his eyes were opened to see through the illusion of the three realms!
Borrow the Dharma from the Great Sage to equal the sky, and use the Dharma to equalize the sky and the earth, and crush the hundred thousand abyss with one stick!
…
The second-generation rich man collapsed: "Who taught him to be a spearman like this! A flat A blew up my double shield!"
Supervisor Tiansi thought wildly: "S-level fluctuations have been detected! There is actually a town-level boss living in seclusion in our city, who has been secretly protecting the students!"
But the real school beauty Xia Xinglian was blocking Su Ming in the corner with a red face:
"You keep saying that you are cannon fodder, so can you explain, besides being able to slap the beasts to death, how on earth did you know that there is a red mole under my left collarbone?!"
Su Ming spread his hands helplessly: "I'm really not cheating, I just accidentally became the only spokesperson for Chinese gods and Buddhas."
Reader comments
Very well written, at least in the top three of the same genre
Very well written, at least in the top three of the same genre