Don't Mess with It! This Taoist Priest Is Super Strong and yet He Is Mean-Mouthed

My name is Chen Ping'an, a direct descendant of Maoshan's evil-fighting sect, and there is no such thing as an ultimatum. Master kicked me down the mountain and asked me to open a shop, go on a blind date, and be self-reliant. The store is ready-made - a three-story building on the old street of Rongcheng, but it is a bit gray and big. A blind date has also been arranged - a cool beauty from the antique shop next door, who thought I was dirty when we first met. Okay, here we come. On the first day the store opened, a black cat stayed in the store and refused to leave. On the second day after opening the store, Madam Zhang from the cold shrimp stall downstairs told me that there was something dirty in the store and asked me to give a discount. On the third day after opening the store, the turtle upstairs that the uncle had raised for thirty years died, with an ancient seal engraved on the turtle's shell. Later I found out—— There is no normal person on this street: Madam Zhang, who sells cold shrimps, was a witch from the mountains when she was young. Uncle Wang, who runs a teahouse, has three evil spirits under his control and has been feeding them with tea for forty years. Brother Liu in the restaurant does not use a kitchen knife when cooking, but a magic weapon. And the bone talisman that had been with me for twenty-two years suddenly glowed one day. Master said that if you find the pattern of its light, you can find my parents. But I always feel that Master is hiding something from me. It doesn't matter, no matter how big the deal is, just add more money. ——After all, the first principle of opening a store: Pindao takes action and specializes in dealing with all kinds of dissatisfaction. The second principle: pay first, exorcise the evil spirits later, no credit will be given. --- [Reading Tips] · The text is usually too long and the rhetoric content exceeds the standard. If you have any questions, please avoid it. · There is only one love line, start with the embarrassment of a blind date and take your time · It's not easy to fight, the spells are well-proven, and you can eat with peace of mind