The Unhinged Office Drone Is Secretly an Old One

Others awaken divine marks and kill monsters. I awakened the Book of Calamity and became a janitor.

An Old One bishop? Perfect, that’s worth a 500-yuan perfect-attendance bonus.

A Sequence 6 powerhouse? Not as dangerous as a single steel needle in my mom’s hand.

What? You say I’m a Great Old One? Don’t be ridiculous. I still have to hurry back and buy pig brains for my little sister.