Traveling through the world of martial arts, Lin Bei discovered that practicing martial arts was not a passionate story at all, but a large pig-killing tray.
Breathing spiritual energy is billed by the second, and you have to pay a copyright fee for wielding a knife. If you run out of money, the knife will pop up a window saying "Please recharge if the balance is insufficient." Can't pass the martial arts exam? Sign a contract to sell yourself and work as a "human water pump" in an underground mine until it is drained.
As a poor senior in high school with the lowest vitality level, Lin Bei, who only had twelve yuan in his pocket, fell into deep thought: What kind of martial arts do poor people practice? It is recommended to be cremated directly. Oh no, the minimum cremation is 800 yuan.
Fortunately, I have awakened to the [evil capitalist system], but have no money to practice? Then lend!
Are your deskmates starving to death? I lent him a bowl of expired rat meat paste for three cents interest, and I gave him one tenth for every cent my cultivation level increased!
Are the whole class poor? The "Lin Family Mutual Aid Association" was established, a loan sharking contract was signed, and the whole class became leeks and got involved crazily.
Since then, the style of painting in the Eighteenth Middle School has changed.
While others spent 10 million to soak up energy-gathering capsules to break through, Lin Bei relied on the whole class's dividends to get his fighting power for free.
The chaebol genius arrogantly kicked out the club? The whole class of forty generals swarmed up and rubbed against each other on the ground!
Can't beat the enemy and want to run away? Lin Bei took out a small notebook: "You just breathed one meter of air around me, and you owe me eight hundred. If you don't pay back, you will launch a forced bankruptcy liquidation, and even your pants will be stolen by me to pay off the debt!"
Many years later, Lin Bei stepped on the path of heaven and took out his calculator: "Your monopoly on the spiritual energy of the universe is suspected of unfair competition. Now I declare - forced bankruptcy and liquidation!"
"Clear you!"
