[System log]:
Host detected: Xie An.
Host qualifications: Innate Taoist bones (stolen), useless constitution (officially certified).
The current goal of the host: save enough running funds to buy leek seeds for next spring.
Ten Thousand Chaos Beads:? ? ?
System suggestion: Host, you have been bound to the most powerful treasure in all worlds. It is recommended that you practice the "Chaos Immortality Sutra" immediately. You can sweep through the mortal world in three years and ascend to the fairy world in ten years...
The host replied: "Cultivation is so tiring. Look at this "Sow Postpartum Care and Common Disease Prevention and Control Manual". It's so practical! By the way, can you help me see how much this jade pendant can be auctioned for?"
Chaos Pearl: I have been waiting for a hundred thousand years... Is this it? !
Chaos Spirit Dog (Xiao Hei): Woof! (Translation: Just get used to it, follow it first, at least take care of the food.)
Villain: Xie An, your death has come!
Xie An: "It's not a big problem."
(System prompt: The host has successfully driven the ancient treasure crazy, led the spiritual dog to a crooked position, and tricked the killer who came to assassinate into doubting his life.)
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