Zixiao Palace from the Start: I Devoured the Seven-Treasure Wonder Tree Whole!

At the Purple Cloud Palace, I bit Zhunti's Seven-Treasure Wondrous Tree clean in half! Zhunti spat blood on the spot, and three thousand mighty cultivators were stunned! I transmigrated into the Primordial World and got bound to the most useless Longevity System. I have a primordial sacred body, but can't cultivate? No matter. I've got strong teeth! I eat spiritual treasures like spicy snacks and immortal pills like candy. What even is magical power? Can you eat it? Zhunti: “You thief, give me back my treasure!” I bit off another piece: “Not bad. Give me another couple of bites!” Kunpeng: “You dare steal my seat!” I smacked him flying with a brick. “Who's next?” From stripping the gourd vine bare to using Donghuang Taiyi's Chaos Bell as a pot to bang on, I've thrown the whole Primordial World into chaos with my appetite! The sages think I'm an anomaly. Little do they know that, on my menu, they're nothing but the final course! When calamity strikes, everyone is counting on me to step in. I wiped my mouth. “Save the world? Sure. First, let's see what you can pay for dinner!”