[Chinese Showbiz] + [Urban Cultivation] + [System] + [Absurd Memes] + [Entertainment Industry] + [No Romance]
Washed-up actress Wei Yi joins the variety show Sister, Let’s Go 2028.
She slips and falls during the opening performance, successfully activating the Hehuan Sect System!
At their first meeting, she devours eighteen giant steamed buns in one sitting.
Her eat-all-you-want-without-gaining-weight persona shocks the entire internet, earning her the title of “Big Eater.”
[Congratulations, Host, you’ve gained over 10,000 admirers. Your reward: Crimson Heart Sword Dance.]
On the way to work for the first team performance, the others hand out fan service while she does farm work.
She prunes branches, kills mosquitoes and rats, and earns the title of “Farmer Girl.”
[Congratulations, Host, you’ve gained over 100,000 admirers. Your reward: Starry Eyes.]
During a live performance, her inability to carry a tune gets her mocked across the internet.
Clips go viral among the masses, shares pass one hundred million, and she earns the title of “Tone-Deaf Diva.”
[Congratulations, Host, you’ve gained over 1,000,000 admirers. Your special reward has arrived: Enchanting Voice.]
On a reality show visit to an orphanage, she leads over a hundred children in a group song.
They improve at lightning speed, going from demonic caterwauling to a heartfelt children’s chorus, and she earns the title of “Songstress.”
[Congratulations, Host, you’ve gained over 10,000,000 admirers. Your reward: A Thousand Faces.]
A Hehuan Sect disciple stumbles into the set of Sister, Let’s Go and feels like a mouse who’s fallen into a rice jar.
She holds hands with the Best Actress, and the system detects the Host getting cozy with a top-grade cultivation partner: 20 points awarded.
She hugs the Song Queen, and the system detects the Host getting cozy with a high-grade cultivation partner: 10 points awarded.
Very well written, keep up the good work.