I Blew Myself Up to Leave the Sect: Even a Dog Wouldn't Be This Much of a Sucker

“Hey, a meteor shower! Quick, make a wish!”

“Wait, why is it coming straight at me? Oh, crap!”

I opened my eyes!

Wait, these memories... Could it be?!

Junior Sister: “Little Junior Brother's weapon broke because yours was too good. Hurry up and give him your spirit sword to make up for it!”

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Second Senior Sister: “Little Junior Brother is about to establish his foundation. As his senior brother, you should give him this top-grade Foundation Establishment Pill. You can establish your foundation next time!”

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Eldest Senior Sister: “Little Junior Brother is frail. Give him the perfect golden core inside you. You can always cultivate again!”

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Little Junior Brother: “Senior Sisters, don't blame Senior Brother. It's all my fault! I shouldn't have...”

What the hell, what a snake!

Good heavens, I think I've run into an impostor!

Wait, there's a master too. Let me see what's going on! I'll find out!

“Why are you so unreasonable? Hurry up and give the stuff to Ji'er!”

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No, this place is toxic.

Run! Get out of here!

I'm the greatest science genius of the 28th century. How could I put up with this crap!

Today you treat me like I'm nothing. Tomorrow you'll be reaching for the stars just to get near me.

Hah, spit!

The scenery really is lovely after leaving.

Heaven's Chosen Sword Immortal: “I don't know how it happened! I was just eating by the roadside when I picked up a husband. He's good at alchemy, crafting, and formations, and he can cook, too! I'm in love!”

Old Man in the Ring: “What kind of gibberish is this alchemy method? Crafting with chemical reactions? Building formations with geometry? What are you even talking about? I've been a sword immortal for a hundred thousand years. Don't try to fool an old man!”