Honghuang: Laying Low on the Three Immortal Islands, with Tongtian Taking the Blame for Me

[Primordial World + Invincible + play the pig to eat the tiger + survivalist + multiple heroines] I, Lin Fan, am at the Great Dao level, the strongest fighter in the Primordial World. But I'm about to die. To stay alive, I sealed my cultivation, became Yunxiao's disciple, and turned into a "mortal" whose lifespan is tied to my master's. From then on, I lie flat, my master fights the monsters, and my grandmaster lets his imagination run wild. Yunxiao: My disciple is a once-in-a-millennium cultivation genius! Tongtian: My grand-disciple is the reincarnation of an ancient powerhouse. Even the little cartoon pig he drew must contain the ultimate truths of the Great Dao! Bixiao: He's just a lecher! Yunxiao, Houtu, and Nuwa watched Lin Fan stride across the myriad paths and casually crush a Sage, then fell into deep thought. "Weren't you supposed to be a helpless mortal who needs us to protect you? Is this what you meant by 'a little cultivation talent'?" Seeing everyone in the Primordial World eager to cozy up to him, Lin Fan sighed wearily. "Please, I'm really not some expert. I just want to stay alive!"