No Way! My Free-Range Chickens All Know Bajiquan

Lin Zi'an goes bankrupt and returns to his village, taking over a dilapidated farmstay. He’d planned to coast along until the end of his days, but unexpectedly awakens the “Enlightenment of All Things” aura.

To save on labor costs, he uses a meal of leftovers to trick the wild animals roaming the mountain into working for him.

But the animals go completely wild trying to repay his kindness!

Other people keep dogs to guard their homes. His Northeast tiger gets up at three in the morning to practice military boxing.

Other people attract guests with scenery. His golden snub-nosed monkey skillfully pilots a drone to patrol the mountain and keep out thieves.

Jealous competitors come looking for trouble? His kung fu-trained free-range chickens form a Shaolin staff-fighting formation and beat the local thugs until they’re spitting teeth!

A wanted fugitive escapes into the mountains? The boar king ties him up head to toe overnight and dumps him at the police station for the reward!

Even more outrageous, a hedgehog tries to repay him by stealing a wild giant panda in the middle of the night and stuffing it into his bed. “Benefactor, this fluffy thing will make a nice cushion while you sleep!”

Then one day, the whole internet goes into an uproar after watching a giant panda perform Baji Boxing on a livestream.

Armed police surround the farm overnight. “Boss Lin, come clean. What kind of mercenary leader are you?”

Lin Zi'an trembles. “Officer, I really just run a farmstay!”