The Legend of Sun Wukong

I am Sun Wukong. He jumped out of the cracks in the rocks. He has no parents and has survived by relying on an old female monkey since he was a child. But I have three secrets: First, I can hear what everyone is saying. Second, I can chat with any animal. Third—and most importantly—my bragging will come true as long as someone believes it. So my life creed is very simple: if you can brag, brag, if you can pretend, do it, and if you can do tricks, never show mercy. On Huaguo Mountain, I boasted that I wanted to be the biggest king in the world - but I really did. Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, I boasted that I could lift the entire East China Sea - the Dragon King didn't believe it, and then he was stupid. The king of hell wanted to kill me, but I boasted that I could bring down his house - in the end he actually knelt down and begged me to stop bragging. I pretended to be fooled, and then launched the first economic war in the Three Realms, which made the Jade Emperor unable to even pay his wages. Everyone thought I was lucky. No one knows that I calculated every move five hundred years in advance. Appearance: Wicked, mean-spirited, invincible in talking, unable to walk around after seeing beautiful women, bragging all day instead of doing serious business. Reality: Affectionate, forbearing, decisive in killing, and able to poke a hole in the sky to protect his family. This is a story that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts and cry until you curse. There are business wars, art of war, mind-reading reasoning, and reversals at the level of Havoc in Heaven. There are Zixia, Bai Jingjing, Fairy Qingni, Princess Iron Fan... Every woman thinks that I only love her. （，）