Lin Xuan transmigrates to the Primordial World, arriving just before Hongjun’s first sermon.
Outside the Purple Sky Palace, mighty beings are fighting tooth and nail over six Saint cushions. Lin Xuan, meanwhile, sets up a stall at the entrance to capture the “initial traffic.”
After binding the [Primordial Group-Buying Promotion System], he can earn merit, Innate Spiritual Treasures, and even fragments of the Great Dao’s laws whenever someone gets a discount, joins a group buy, or brings in a new user.
The Three Pure Ones: Fellow Daoist Lin Xuan, this “Enlightenment Cushion,” with free shipping for just 9.9, really can increase one’s comprehension tenfold?
Jieyin and Zhunti: Brother Lin Xuan, could you help the West get one more discount? We really are poor out here, and we’re just 0.01% away from getting this bodhi tree for free!
Di Jun and Tai Yi: Could you give the 100,000 demon soldiers of the Demon Court a group-buy price on formation cores modeled after the River Diagram and Luo Book?
Hongjun frowns. “I’m preaching at the Purple Sky Palace, and you’re running a spend-more-save-more promotion at the gate? And handing out coupons?”
Lin Xuan grins. “Please don’t be angry, Dao Ancestor. If you get 3,000 Daluo Golden Immortals to join the group buy, I’ll give you a ‘Merge with the Dao’ discount coupon. How about scanning this code first?”
Then one day, the Jade Tablet of Heaven’s Mandate trembles:
[Active users of the Primordial Group-Buying System have surpassed one billion. Transfer of the Heavenly Dao’s fundamental permissions is underway...]
Hongjun falls silent.
How did a peddler hawking odds and ends quietly seize power over the entire Primordial World?
666 How much advertising money did Pin Xixi give you.