I, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, God.
But God is afraid.
After traveling through time and becoming the number one football player, Zhu Xiaoming, a patient suffering from social anxiety, just wants to die.
On the first day of system binding, a task pop-up window appeared:
[Please say God's words in front of the global media. Failure penalty: 24 hours in Balotelli mode.
Zhu Xiaoming was sweating like rain and his face was red.
The world thought he was suppressing his anger.
He gritted his teeth and said those words:
"God needs no explanation."
The whole place exploded. Reporters went crazy recording. The coach's coffee cup shattered on the floor.
Zhu Xiaoming slumped on the chair, with only one thought in his mind:
"I want to go home and be a network administrator."
The system rang again:
[Please open your arms after scoring a goal and shout: Look at my country.
A story about a club that was forced to become a football legend.
Every word he said made him want to die, and every word he said was regarded as scripture.
He wants to be a salted fish, and the world insists on making him a god.
"God comes to the world, and the gods disperse."
"—But God really just wants to go home."
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