Three Kingdoms: I Won the Battle of Guandu by Doing Nothing

In the fifth year of Jian'an, Yuan Shao's four-hundred-thousand-strong army bore down on them. Cao Cao's camp had run out of food, and gloom hung over the entire army. Only in the tent at the very edge did I lounge in a rocking chair, drinking fruit wine and eating meat. With chaos raging outside, I crossed my legs and said, "What's the rush? Just wait for Wuchao to go up in flames."