Dressed as the stupid son of a landlord, I chose to continue to act stupid.
Second uncle wants to seize the family property? I smiled and asked him to lose his wife and his troops.
The rich and powerful want to oppress me? I sent him to jail with a smile.
The cold-faced female shopkeeper next door called me a prodigal every day, but later she blushed and asked me, "When are you going to marry me?"
I chuckled: "Sister has the final say."
