I am the most useless princess in the Liang Dynasty.
The prince's brother wanted me dead, my father asked me to marry him, and no one in the civil or military court looked at me.
Until the enemy troops came to the city, the prince ran away all night, the emperor vomited blood and fell into a coma, and the court became a mess.
I walked into the Jinluan Palace carrying the knife.
All the officials knelt on the ground: "I beg the eldest princess to ascend the throne!"
I laughed: "When you called me a loser, you didn't use that face."
On the first day after taking the throne, I confiscated the Prince's Mansion.
The next day, I beat up the enemy envoy.
On the third day, the regent knelt at the door of my palace with a gloomy look on his face: "Your Majesty, how much more have you hidden?"
I crossed my legs and ate melon seeds: "No more, no more, just... Ten or eight."
