I am Lu Ren. I woke up in the coffin, and the system asked me to draw a card - God Cao Cao! Then tell me your skills: stealing socks when beaten. When others traveled through the destruction of heaven and earth, I knelt on the ground and begged the ghost to kick me: "Hit my feet! Just hit my feet! I'll give you the left foot!" The Hanged Ghost called me a pervert, I was wanted by the Palace of Hell, and the whole underworld laughed at me. Heaven said I was the chosen one. I said: "Is your selection criteria based on who chooses who?" Tiandao fell silent again...
