[Wild ideas and memes]+ [Lighthearted comedy]+ [Making absurd arguments]+ [Misaligned System]+ [Brainless wish fulfillment]+ [Maximum secondhand embarrassment]
“Chi Manhe, you shameless thief! How dare you steal the peerless sect art of my Sacred Land of Absolute Sound, the Jade Sun Flower-Plucking Hand!”
Surrounded by countless sect leaders brimming with murderous intent, Chi Manhe spread his hands helplessly and sighed with righteous indignation.
“Honored seniors, you can eat whatever you like, but you can’t just make things up. In the cultivation world, how can this be called stealing?”
“I merely shared a fleeting spark of inspiration with the patriarchs. It’s called taking different roads to the same destination, or, in short, accidentally inventing the same cultivation art. Get it?”
After transmigrating to the Tianshu Spirit Realm, Chi Manhe awakened the “Myriad Arts Collision System.”
As long as he watched someone else practice, he could experience a so-called “collision of inspiration,” instantly understanding and improving their cultivation art.
Your Divine Thunder Art, painstakingly cultivated in seclusion for a hundred years? Sorry, I happened to reach enlightenment while stretching yesterday.
Your secret, inherited body-tempering art? What a coincidence. I figured it out while scrubbing off some dirt in the bath yesterday.
With his constant nonsense, the most outrageous excuses, and the shamelessest attitude, Chi Manhe gradually turns the cultivation world upside down.
While others practice martial arts, he watches. While others cough up blood, he ascends to immortality!