All Civil and Military Officials Begged to Shut Up! I Become a Pet by Eating Melons

Chu Ruoyu grew up in a bandit's den until she was fifteen years old, and was suddenly told that she was the real daughter of Prince Zhao's palace in the capital who was living abroad. On her first day back in Beijing, she looked at the gold-encrusted palace gate and took out an eighty-pound dark iron sledgehammer from under her skirt. There was a "clang" and the door shattered! The fake daughter was so frightened that the pear blossoms were raining, and Prince Zhao's own father was furious. Chu Ruoyu said submissively on the surface: "Dad, calm down, my daughter is just a little stronger." But in his heart, he complained crazily to the system: [Tongzi! Is this the unjust and wild father of mine who has been cheated on for more than ten years and still helps raise his daughter? King Zhao:? ? ? [Oh, isn't the real father of the fake daughter the same groom who was raped by the wild boar? It's so funny that the majestic prince is actually the taker! The tea cup in King Zhao's hand was broken, and he shed blood all night to recognize his relatives, sent the fake daughter's family to the border, and pampered Chu Ruoyu to heaven. Later, when Chu Ruoyu entered the palace for a banquet, everyone in the civil and military dynasties pricked up their ears. Fuck! The Minister of Rites abandoned his wife and children and still wears a red bellyband to sleep every day? ! Shocked! The emperor's uncle secretly raised dozens of long-haired cats behind the queen's back. No wonder he sneezed every day! As a result, the painting style of Dayuan Dynasty changed suddenly. Corrupt officials surrendered overnight, and civil and military officials all over the court lined up to beg her to stop talking in her heart. Chu Ruoyu slumped on the Grand Master's chair, watching the arrogant and sinister Jinyiwei Commander peel grapes for her, and sighed helplessly: "I really just want to be a salty fish in peace!